*Note: I know I'm a few days late but take in mind I've had an interesting time with no internet to jot down notes. Also I wanted to be somewhat rested so I could write more in the way I know I can. Hopefully with wit and a little more brains. Names and places included this time. I would love to do a timeline but I don't really no what time it is ever!! I also want to add pics and videos which I uploaded a program I hope works from here to do that!! Oh and the coin toss video is on this post... I couldn't get it to go away... Enjoy!
So to start off day one remember that I still have yet to sleep and it was 3 days ago so I hope I don't leave anything out!
I got off the plane (the very stuffy, cramped, feel like you've caught every cold possible plane) and walked into a giant terminal and walked about 20feet before standing in a line for American's and "others" not from Brazil for about 30 minutes. I did however meet Victoria (love that name). She was a beautiful "book worm" Asian girl who is here for volenteer work. We talked about the diseases floating around through the bugs here. Take in mind we didn't get any shots because the Embassy told us we didn't need to. So we were a little freaked out. But we traded emails anyway and told eachother if anyone of us catches something we'll call eachother mom's for help..... not like they can do much. After getting through I stopped to exchange money ( LOVE THAT I'M RICH OVER HERE!!! MAUHAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*) and I met Scott a fighter that recruits fighters to bring back to the states. I guess I'm going to a kick ass fight while I'm here, don't hate!! So after getting bout another 80 cents per dollar I waited for my fucking bag for about 45 minutes!!! But when the only white bag with stars all over it popped out I could relax, alittle, I still had to find my ride.... *Note: For aslong as I'm staying I had a very small bag compared to other people. I guess I pack light. It's the nomad in me.
Coming out of the gate thank God there was Joana!!! My beautiful Brazilian girl. Oh I love her. She has the most amazing figure that she hates. Dark skin, brown eyes, long brown hair, a lovely butterfly laugh and an ass I would kill for!! A few kisses and we were on our way! I guess I got off at the same time as a famous soccer team so the airport was packed!!! Saw the news reel later that day! We drove from Rio De Janeiro to Niteroi where Joana lives. I can't tell you how amazing the drive over the giant bridge was. I could see huge battle ships in the bay and the other far off cities surrounded by mtns. Or after we got off the bridge how her town had large islands covered in lights all over it sitting near the ocean beach. The smells made my mouth water. But again the thought of food kills me anyway!
Now before I get to Joana's house let me tell you how crazy Rio is already. They have motels were people go for a night to have sex. Not like the Ranch but you bring your mate to have sex for a night then leave with then they next morning. They have themed rooms and will card you if you look under 18! OK now you know....
I've been lucky enough to be blessed in life I think. So many amazing things have happened in my life and this topped the cake. I was a little worried about the town and the safty I'd be in when I got here but Joana's mom is a lawyer and her dad owns a factory and her house, well, she's loaded I guess because I'm staying in a fucking mansion!!! Pool included. Her family (mom, step dad, two brothers "older one very cute", and cat who's blind) is amazingly nice and very welcoming. Not much English but were pleased at my Portuguese! Hard language topick up but I'm getting it! *Note: Will upload pics of her house.
So to start off day one remember that I still have yet to sleep and it was 3 days ago so I hope I don't leave anything out!
I got off the plane (the very stuffy, cramped, feel like you've caught every cold possible plane) and walked into a giant terminal and walked about 20feet before standing in a line for American's and "others" not from Brazil for about 30 minutes. I did however meet Victoria (love that name). She was a beautiful "book worm" Asian girl who is here for volenteer work. We talked about the diseases floating around through the bugs here. Take in mind we didn't get any shots because the Embassy told us we didn't need to. So we were a little freaked out. But we traded emails anyway and told eachother if anyone of us catches something we'll call eachother mom's for help..... not like they can do much. After getting through I stopped to exchange money ( LOVE THAT I'M RICH OVER HERE!!! MAUHAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*) and I met Scott a fighter that recruits fighters to bring back to the states. I guess I'm going to a kick ass fight while I'm here, don't hate!! So after getting bout another 80 cents per dollar I waited for my fucking bag for about 45 minutes!!! But when the only white bag with stars all over it popped out I could relax, alittle, I still had to find my ride.... *Note: For aslong as I'm staying I had a very small bag compared to other people. I guess I pack light. It's the nomad in me.
Coming out of the gate thank God there was Joana!!! My beautiful Brazilian girl. Oh I love her. She has the most amazing figure that she hates. Dark skin, brown eyes, long brown hair, a lovely butterfly laugh and an ass I would kill for!! A few kisses and we were on our way! I guess I got off at the same time as a famous soccer team so the airport was packed!!! Saw the news reel later that day! We drove from Rio De Janeiro to Niteroi where Joana lives. I can't tell you how amazing the drive over the giant bridge was. I could see huge battle ships in the bay and the other far off cities surrounded by mtns. Or after we got off the bridge how her town had large islands covered in lights all over it sitting near the ocean beach. The smells made my mouth water. But again the thought of food kills me anyway!
Now before I get to Joana's house let me tell you how crazy Rio is already. They have motels were people go for a night to have sex. Not like the Ranch but you bring your mate to have sex for a night then leave with then they next morning. They have themed rooms and will card you if you look under 18! OK now you know....
I've been lucky enough to be blessed in life I think. So many amazing things have happened in my life and this topped the cake. I was a little worried about the town and the safty I'd be in when I got here but Joana's mom is a lawyer and her dad owns a factory and her house, well, she's loaded I guess because I'm staying in a fucking mansion!!! Pool included. Her family (mom, step dad, two brothers "older one very cute", and cat who's blind) is amazingly nice and very welcoming. Not much English but were pleased at my Portuguese! Hard language topick up but I'm getting it! *Note: Will upload pics of her house.
So I got to the house and took a shower, it had been awhile.... lol. Then we went out to eat! This always sounds good to me. But Joana my love knows me well enough that she took me to a buffet! OMG! I can not tell
you how fucktastic this place was. A buffet full of food I've never had AND everything I have. Best part was I could get any type of sushi I wanted! This would be the third day in a row! But not only that Iamazed Joana by loading myplate with 6 different salads,7 pieces of sushi, every type of thing I've never seen before and then sat down to dig in. BUT!!!! There are men that walk around with fresh meat on sticks just cooked and they go around asking if you want any. You can say yes or no with a little card. Now I love meat so I had a seprate plate with 16 different meats on it. Yes I ate them all and those would include everything from CHICKE HEARTS TO OSTRAGE!!! I FUCKING LVE BRAZIL!!! I also came to find they don't like anything SPICEY!!! I WANT TO DIE NOW!!!! I've lived and lived well! 
you how fucktastic this place was. A buffet full of food I've never had AND everything I have. Best part was I could get any type of sushi I wanted! This would be the third day in a row! But not only that Iamazed Joana by loading myplate with 6 different salads,7 pieces of sushi, every type of thing I've never seen before and then sat down to dig in. BUT!!!! There are men that walk around with fresh meat on sticks just cooked and they go around asking if you want any. You can say yes or no with a little card. Now I love meat so I had a seprate plate with 16 different meats on it. Yes I ate them all and those would include everything from CHICKE HEARTS TO OSTRAGE!!! I FUCKING LVE BRAZIL!!! I also came to find they don't like anything SPICEY!!! I WANT TO DIE NOW!!!! I've lived and lived well! 
So after that I was due for a nap, passing out on the car ride home which was 10 minutes away. HAHA. So I got my small nap. When I say small I mean about 2 hours if that. Then I was ready to go out and party. ALWAYS!!! So Joana and I got dressed up and went to pick up her friends Ranata and Minuel who are both sexy as hell. Minuela more because she has amazingly curly blond locks. But both are very seductive and are teases I will add... Damn them. Then we went to a bar and waited for the club toopen. While we were there I had the pleasure of finding out there is a Cooley Jackson in all places! This guy we watched from a distance as he danced, but worse through his sweaty head all over, spraying people on the dance floor. To a point where I was turned around and I thought it was raining!!! YUCK!! 
When the club opened (Democrates) the 9 player band started up (Anjos de Lua) and I was in the mists of the Samba. A dance I will learn to get before I leave here. The most amazing part is the women dancing together.
The pure sexiness of them throwning each other over the floor almost killed me. But it did, when I lived in France as well. Hell it does it to me anywhere but my three things in life are (Music, Dance and Food) in that order and my life is perfect!!
So I was about 4 beers down (smaller then America) and being pulled around by rnadom beautiful girls. I did get to salsa once or twice and get in a few good claps from the crowd and a kiss on the cheek from a very flushed Brazilian woman. Point goes to me!! HAHA! But after that many beers and dancing we needed food, so the girls ordered some sort of sausage covered in this powder like stuff that looks like cream of wheat. But tastes amazing! No really it was amazing.
More dancing and non stop beer for 4 more hours and I was ready to eat again. So I go out by myself and find a little joint that serves me a giant burger for 3 bucks!! But the best part: Ham, hamburger, bacon, egg, corn, peas, and potatoes all inbetween the bun! I'M IN HEAVEN!!!
The girls found me scarfing down on the side of the road chatting with the vendors and took me in the car. 6girls crammed into a 4 person car, things are bound to happen. Imust say the video I am going to upload is too funny and a must see! Least to say we made it home, more or less. My first thought was jumping in the pool but at 3 am I didn't think it would be a good idea, seeing as naked was my only option... not that it stops me.... So we went upstairs and Joana and I passed out in the same bed. Firstbit of sleep I thought I was going to get.... didn't happen.....lol. Maybe I should add Sleep to my list but you can sleep when you're dead!!!
When the club opened (Democrates) the 9 player band started up (Anjos de Lua) and I was in the mists of the Samba. A dance I will learn to get before I leave here. The most amazing part is the women dancing together.
The pure sexiness of them throwning each other over the floor almost killed me. But it did, when I lived in France as well. Hell it does it to me anywhere but my three things in life are (Music, Dance and Food) in that order and my life is perfect!!So I was about 4 beers down (smaller then America) and being pulled around by rnadom beautiful girls. I did get to salsa once or twice and get in a few good claps from the crowd and a kiss on the cheek from a very flushed Brazilian woman. Point goes to me!! HAHA! But after that many beers and dancing we needed food, so the girls ordered some sort of sausage covered in this powder like stuff that looks like cream of wheat. But tastes amazing! No really it was amazing.
More dancing and non stop beer for 4 more hours and I was ready to eat again. So I go out by myself and find a little joint that serves me a giant burger for 3 bucks!! But the best part: Ham, hamburger, bacon, egg, corn, peas, and potatoes all inbetween the bun! I'M IN HEAVEN!!!The girls found me scarfing down on the side of the road chatting with the vendors and took me in the car. 6girls crammed into a 4 person car, things are bound to happen. Imust say the video I am going to upload is too funny and a must see! Least to say we made it home, more or less. My first thought was jumping in the pool but at 3 am I didn't think it would be a good idea, seeing as naked was my only option... not that it stops me.... So we went upstairs and Joana and I passed out in the same bed. Firstbit of sleep I thought I was going to get.... didn't happen.....lol. Maybe I should add Sleep to my list but you can sleep when you're dead!!!
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